Coffee ana Grit

what are you listening to?

2011-09-20T01:51:00.003-05:00

been some heavy rotation this week on my ipod.

-vandal

cutie of the week...

2011-09-20T01:09:00.000-05:00

porn star jessie andrews.

confirmed.

follower her tumblr... i sure do.

-vandal

guess who's back...

2011-09-11T23:09:00.000-05:00

you asked for it.

you got it.

coffee-ana-grit is back.

stay tuned.

mayhem to ensue.

-beeps & vans

22.5 LBS in Vancouver

2009-05-04T23:32:00.006-05:00

relocate to gain weight.

just high enough to not be asked for change.
these cats serve up dogs to Steven seagal. he likes the seaweed one.

Lina and our rotten fruit. "ive never had a grapple" 6 days later. more rotten fruit,
Sakro.

secret street beers.

iPhone #2 hit the pavement.

Sakro is iron chef Vancouver.
thunderhiest and free concerts in which you cannot have re-entry. = smoking on the early walk home.

the homeboy before us ordered 15. it was like having 15 people at subway in front of you.

666 ana grit.

fun in the sun.....fung?

2009-04-12T23:02:00.005-05:00

Spring is here and these are my favorite parts so far

the king. you got it buddy.

nktob

free tickets

300 women for every 1 man

The Roslyn

socials

drinking beers outside

melt.

i remember sandbagging....not fun.

coffee ana grit

take a run up to Hortons for the boys

2009-03-22T20:37:00.008-05:00

Skateboard art party at Sk8.

but this is what everyone inside missed.....

see how it all went down.......

pat vs tyler from coffee ana grit on Vimeo.

gitch ana wash

ps i had to add this

my two favorite things next to coffee and cigs

portman ana puppy

NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out from Natalie Portman

Free as a gift

2009-03-18T21:57:00.002-05:00

I went skating outside with brady for about 5 minutes before we got the boot.....Then i went to work with him.

$27.00 dollars an hour.

King of the cans took most of the cut.

this is how i spent 2 hours outside enjoying the nice weather...actually this was real fun.

Untitled from coffee ana grit on Vimeo.

max coffee ana accord 20 pack regular

Battle Of The Crews

2009-03-16T00:07:00.004-05:00

Friday. got to be a judge for the battle and it was wild. some much shit went down.
and

the results are in:

1. Laser Storm; Jason Crolly, Banger, Matt Hamill.

2. Wreck; Pat Medd, Matt Wiebe, Tyler Guerts, Devo.

3. Deadly Combination; Evan Berchuck, Jamie Mospanchuck, Jesse.

Best all round skater: Colin Lambert.

Best Trick: big spin boardslide on the up gap rail; Matt Stelmack.

the UPS crew was torn up due to injuries. So Colin skated everything.

missing from the photo is Kier.

battle of the crews from coffee ana grit on Vimeo.

wild.

coffee-ana-grit

The Weekend Special cast w/ guests

2009-03-12T00:43:00.009-05:00

i captured some images of the Max Weekend posse on the weekend in their natural habitat.wild.

they danced their hearts out..

FRIDAY!

COFFEE-ANA-GRIT

my lucky khaki pants and peeing in garbage cans

2009-03-05T00:49:00.006-06:00

Tuesday night around 11pm. "come skate homo". next thing i knew i was running to the zoo for a six pack of carling and to meet up with some homies for a parkade skate.

photos by Chris Rossong and myself

it took about 10 minutes before i ramdangled my wrist AGAIN. its never going to heal. Chris vs. Friz spawned various games of SKATE. and a battle royal after everyone was nice and drunk. i think Chris was trying to show how dusty and dirty it was. it was filthy i landed my best fakie flip of life, drunk. i self cheered. Boots and Frizz battled it out while we drank smoked and chilled with.... this guy. handsome Henry
MATCHING

Chris Rossong from coffee ana grit on Vimeo.

the game ended. Frizz. Winner!

the night was over and the garbage can was full of pee and empties.

coffee ana crew

Wreck 6/Mind Field/blogging/handsomeness/lent

2009-02-25T22:23:00.009-06:00

its the beginning of lent today.ash Wednesday.you are supposed to give something up for the next 40 days.something that would be a sacrifice.i tried cigs.then i ended up running to the store.actually running.

Bill a gave me a ride to the Wreck premier and weekend special was on the same journey.the asian boy in the pickup is Mark Mangalalang.Maximum Weekend.i got a ride home from a social in transconna once and i had to ride in the back like that.it always seems like fun.i remember wishing i called my mom for a ride.
Devo:Wreck:first part.
Jack: Tree plantsBrian:Maximum Weekend: First Part
Unknown Homie: ? Russel Statts: MGD: Avec des cheveux
Bill Acheson: Lucky: Tete rasee Nick and Ken Josh "Buttermilk Titties" Birston and Tyler I called josh buttermilk titties and Russel actually had this with him.no joke. this is the new look for 09everyones doing it. get a copy at sk8 NOW new favorite video also available at sk8 all thumbs up. couldnt even pick my favorite part. if you cant read that: The OG Blog: This is giiirrraaffees blog. its pretty good. dementoid.Jeremy Gelfant got this baby at the edge on monday. it was deeeeep and oozing. matches the other hole in the other leg now. i tried to macro it but it wasnt working and i felt bad cause he was in pain. the best part was the kids still skating 2 feet from where he was laying in pain. very worth it.
coffee ana Merlin from presto pizza

to many dicks on the dancefloor

2009-02-18T21:38:00.002-06:00

HBO is KILLING it. watch Summer Heights High.

and this has got to be the best song from Flight of the Conchords yet.

to much tv ana grit

TiVo

2009-02-15T23:26:00.002-06:00

If you have nothing to do this month. catch up. Lost is in season 5 and is on every Wednesday at 8pm, and finally Flight of the Conchords is back with season 2 every Sunday on HBO. this weeks songs were f'n hilarious.

if you didnt watch before....watch these and you wont miss an episode

coffee ana remote

baby back ribs.

2009-02-01T21:00:00.003-06:00

Skated the mini with Bill last Monday during an after sesh at the edge. He blows my mind...

Heres some footage from doyle

my result was ANOTHER bad hipper and a cracked riblet.

fuck. coffee-ana-beard

"Dear Lumpy Dick Bandit"

2009-01-18T22:17:00.009-06:00

The sickness/maturity level of the person who started the text with that has reeeeeeally hit rock bottom. wow is now a WOWA. you know who you are.

Andy Larkin visits
Shows me a new place to watch karate porn. actually.globin globystien is still retarded ly handsome for a retard

Second outta town-er. Chris B Bella stayed home. Pat Lazo did this tho. Chris did this for me. tough duck baby.
wowa x 10000

please interpret

"My buckles are numb and this. Oe's are fukin redux when you have racoon fukin tits! Im fuckin jungly saucy sal!"

coffee ana "poop crater is rammy'd" .im lost.

like when you are running to the bathroom cause you be prairie dog'n

2009-01-17T18:07:00.002-06:00

i dont know if you are as excited as i am

i hate to bet against Koston but daaaaaaaaam!

coffee ana double grit

im fucking you.

2009-01-11T19:30:00.004-06:00

without a condom.

i took some photos. id like to share them with you. they are of my friends. maybe later tho.

jangled.

coffee ana beer ana coke ana cig ana smoothie ana bennidict ana water ana durex ana line ana ketchup ana forced to change what i wrote the first time ana puke while walking casually ana kickflip indoors ana fuuuucking nap

White tuft has natural skills in building and creating

2008-12-21T22:39:00.007-06:00

So the polls are closed. Thanks to everyone who came out and voted. Heres your results.

Street Smokes has?

the worst breath WINNER!
19 (61%)

rippy gitchies
3 (9%)

handsomeness
4 (12%)

jungle tits
5 (16%)

no surprise. Globalopalos.I dont remember what the fuck went down here

TJ Morand

plastic puppies vs real puppiesCHICO

I went to mums to wash gitch. Sister/Porchski aka Hitler.

Sister: "Kims new boyfriend is a paramedic, listen to this story. So there is this guy that lives on home street. All the people that live around him leave him food and drink cause he's poor or something. So the neighbours realize that they have not seen or heard from this guy in about a week. They call the cops to go into his house to make sure hes ok. The cop comes in and sees the dude hunched over in a chair and his head is bleeding and maggots are eating at the infection. The cop calls in a code black which means they found a dead body. Just as he calls it in the guy lifts his head and says "hey what ya want?" He was alive. He got hit in the head and passed out in the chair and his injury prevented him from being able to get up. He was rotting away alive. He also was eating the maggots to stay alive and going to the washroom in his chair. The paramedics came and they were throwing up. It smelt so bad. This happened in WINNIPEG and its going to be in a bunch of medical journals. Crazy huh?"

1:41am. Late sesh = sore morning.

Coffee ana Brent

SHRED.

2008-12-18T20:19:00.002-06:00

THE BEST.

So stoked for tonight. You guys are amazing.

Love from coffee/Brent!

Street smokes vs. Coffee ana Grity

2008-12-16T13:13:00.003-06:00

If you are experiencing some serious maturity issues with the blog its cause Streetsmokes has been noodling around on here. If you havent already watched this on cousin blog watch it now.
Fuck techdecks.

perkins showdown. from streetsmokes on Vimeo.

Time well spent.
coffee ana streetsmoke

does anyone know how to fix my pants? I have rippy pants and gitch now.

Maturity level: Low

2008-12-14T13:01:00.004-06:00

heres a wowa from jammy. So we are on our way to moxies to grab some beers and food before skating the mini pipe last night

and jammington lays this one on the table.

"wanna hear a crazy story?"

yes

"ok this guy's brother from Iraq told him that when hes jacking off he should stick something in the pee hole. He used like a

butter knife or something . I dunno. So the kid decides to use a long string of wax. He sticks the wax in his pee hole and

instead of it coming out it goes inside him. like into his uterus? I dunno. whatever its like inside him. He doesnt know what to do.

he figures it will probably just melt out. But hes in his room freaking out and his parents are screaming for him to come down for

dinner. So he waits a couple days and this thing ain't coming out. It didnt melt at all. Its starting to hurt now and he has blood in his

pee. So he goes to the hospital and they take a look inside him and the wax is in there but it has crystallized now and its sharp

and painful. The doctors are asking questions and the parents are screaming asking what he put in there and he doesnt wanna say

so he keeps saying he didnt do anything. So at this point now it cant come out natural and he has to get surgery to get it out.

He finally tells the story to the doctor and his parents. The parents blame the brother, i dunno man pretty crazy"

Is this a lie? Where did you read this?

"i dunno i cant remember"

Are you saying this as a story but it happened to you?

"You know my buddy Chris Horton? He has the most crazy stories. He had super glue in the freezer and he opened it and it

sprayed in his eyes. They both got glued shut for 3 days. his face was swollen as fuck. He had huge bag sack things under

his eyes cause the tears had nowhere to go. The doctors didn't know what to do. They had to cut his eyes open"

Wowa.

Coffee live from the dungeon.

my homies.

2008-12-10T01:30:00.003-06:00

TJ Morand, Jamma, Globa, Brent Jorgy, and myself. We are skating our HEARTS out. These are the best days of my life with amazing friends.

turtle pot pies. from streetsmokes on Vimeo.

all love.

fuck the "friends" who call and text when all of a sudden you have a mini to skate for the winter. Go FUCK yourselves.

Coffeeanagrit aka Brent.

watch meerkat manor. Now.

2008-12-07T20:35:00.004-06:00

every night a new injury equals a new trick. im bleeding and having trouble getting outta bed yet i go back for more everyday.

street smokes melts software with breath like a carny
globinstien. Melting homosexual hearts with his good looks and free movie passes. 6 beers deep.

the best thing ive committed to learning.

coffee ana grit needs street turds to click this

mini juice boxes and cigs

2008-11-30T22:18:00.006-06:00

logging serious hours skating mini ramp this winter.....

....hurts like a mother fucker.

turd-ana-biscuit

What does cum taste like....i know you know

2008-11-27T15:10:00.003-06:00

So colin is having another party. This is the poster he has for it.

Party.

cng.

Streets connecting and bringing back 95'

2008-11-23T22:38:00.010-06:00

so Keewatin st. and Adsum st. now connect. That's major if your looking to avoid taking the long way from meadows to maples. I drove it a couple times and it mos def saves you time.

stop. check this out. Stones Throw is rad and Peanut Butter Wolf knows whats up.

and he's got a full length coming out. Mayer Hawthorne and the County.

check the bside

word!

Happy Birthday to Marky B at the Norwood for $10 ribs and 2.90 beers.

Here's what is up at the Norwood. You eat ribs. Drink cost efficient beers. FREE POP CORN. Watch Titties DEVOUR many bowls.

We were both drunk and he pushed me out of a chair and tried to fight me. Karma cause i was bringing back the smoking indoors thing and it didn't go well/i thought if you were on or in a stage setting you were allowed to smoke. Like real life performers/artists. nope.

only $10

Tyler's version of my united states of whatever was amazing. and i am the real nacho lover.

how would you like a fucking round house to your neck at 50mph? Got faded and made a scene in little pizza heaven about the lack of debit after 1am. It did end up with 2 free slices but i didn't deserve them.

brutal. Guilty all day Sunday.

season 5 of lost new footage.

coffeeanagrit

Monday Movie Club & The Tuesday Review

2008-11-18T12:51:00.002-06:00

This would be our fourth installment of movie club.
Movie: Quantum of Solace
This Weeks Pic: Adam (but really more of a group decision)

Review: Well i realized that my eyes can process all the chase scenes in cars, boats and airplanes. They ramtangled so many fast cut shots together that my head kinda hurt.

Highlights: Good intro and solid theme music, a wooden boat, a cute red head that gets killed in oil, free butter on my popcorn(layered), no one sitting in front or behind me.

The Verdict

Fernandez: in the middle
A.Hoser: in the middle

Guest reviewers this week: Uncle Fraz and Aunt Ball & Chain

One down and one in the middle

CoffeeanaGrit: I'm in the middle on this one. Worth seeing in the theater if you are into Bond Flicks. No gadgets tho, that kinda bummed me out.

Jed and Becca were there with a crew and they all liked it, actually they were all thumbs up. Becca claimed she would watch a 2 hour movie of Bond hopping over things. So i guess its a hit?

Previous Movies:

1. Body of Lies. Soooooo good

2. Religulous. Hilarious

3. whoever and whatever make a porno. worth a laugh

After drink location: G martini Bar. Yikes bad idea.

Coffeeanagrit.

Marky B vs SK8

2008-11-17T00:34:00.005-06:00

Marky has a blog: http://sk8skatesinc.blogspot.com/

and Sk8 will have a new video soooon.

and a bunch of out of shapes are gonna have warehouse space.

I remember it was Monday.

2008-11-12T01:08:00.005-06:00

at 3am if you answer a phone call from VERY drunk girls.you will have all of your cigs smoked and booze drank. there will be hugging, kissing, slapping, punching, crying, grinding, dislocated shoulders, bruised tailbones and you will see the MOST nipple.if different puppies came over every night i'd be beyond stoked.
brent.

john jacob junglehimer

2008-11-09T21:53:00.007-06:00

now that i know you can watch mobile porn on the iPhone i have been distracted. No more 30 second clips....that shits got FULL videos! Wowa!

Mr. $8 waters himself worst grilled cheese. even worse then the seafood sensation at Subway...a cup of seafood. Adam watched my shoes when i went in. By watch i mean watched them get taken away by the tide.
Turtle from Entourage was at our hotel.
Maple leafs and barb wire are my two favorite things to ramjam together.

Jungle juiced. She had a British accent before her nap.

I found a sweet outfit. When you come over you get to put it on......

check out more sweet photos from last night at www.thecobrasnake.com

My head is pounding and i need to go wash my sheets. I figured out that my stinky sheets were making my legs stink. I've been told stinky legs are not an alibi.

good night.

Back from the grave

2008-10-30T17:53:00.003-05:00

Just in time for Halloween and what better night than Gate night......

The return of CoffeeanaGrit. I feel disconnected from the interneting community so i have decided to once again join it. You may have noticed my presence on the dirty old Facebook and it yes was a sign indeed that the dirty old blog would follow. I am back......lets party.

Pulled from the ocean i escaped death once again and hope that i can once again have your attention.

All my love

Mega BEEPS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

vandal will post coffee-ana-grit NO MORE.

2008-03-20T13:43:00.003-05:00

yah thats right, i'm done with this blog site.

if you still have any interest in what the world looks

like through my eyes then come check out

my opinions and flicks at...

moments like these never last...

the stick up kids...

thanks to all the cats that showed support

to this little slice, it was fun shoving my

camera in your face.

love ya,

xoxo

- james

i want all the cool kids to come to this party so there is less chance for chongos to get in....

2008-03-12T12:11:00.000-05:00

Do i really need to remind you cats? You know what time it is again....

This saturday, March 15th @ as always

The pyramid cabaret...

Get there early, cause we don't want anyone having to hang outside in the slushy cold

i wanna see all my friendships there

This time with special guest T-WRECKS

and the cutest Dj's in town

DOUGIE B! &

ALL MY CHILDREN.

cant wait to see all y'all out.

remember its dougie's birthday so everyone

bring him a kiss! and what the hell

one for me too!

xoxox

vans!

ya, i'll get that moxie sized....

2008-03-04T00:39:00.012-06:00

sunday nights we're never more fun...

i wish i owned this mirror...

brad's got a new set up...

guess whos in town!

dave's back on the guns...

birthday boy!

well isnt this a site to see...

hot girls making fucked up faces are still hot to me....

epic hair is the new rehab.

"haaay fraser, you wearing you blue flannel?"

"totally! wear yours too, we'll look soooo cute"

whats up new boss!?

well thats about enough from me,

peace.

xoxoxo

-vans

dont forget...

thestickupkids.blogspot.com

thestickupkids.ca

socials are a winnipeg thing!

2008-02-29T16:00:00.001-06:00

go to this shit!!!!!!

celebrate love !!!

x0x0x

vans

i got a lomo fisheye.

2008-02-27T22:02:00.006-06:00

i got a new lomo fisheye toy camera, heres my first go with it.

enjoy!!!!

-vans.

white tees and fuckin stunnas!!!!!

2008-02-22T16:22:00.002-06:00

Ok homeboys and homeettes,

its that time, WHITE TEE'S AND STUNNAS PART TWO @ the pyramid cabaret! tomorrow night! feb.23! come early and hide from the cold! tons of fun to be had and tons of rad prizes up for grabs! put on your crispest white and shine up those lenses cause we gonna have a party!

check out the facebook group for more info or

bangthedjs.blogspot.com

deejays dougie b and all my children!

cant wait to see ya there.

-vans

"what the fuck are you fighting for?! dont you see all these chicks here?!"

2008-02-16T13:47:00.010-06:00

annual redbull 3 style dj battle at the pyramid cab,

oxide vs, fin-s vs, footwerk vs, dow jones vs, d-lo vs, ofeld

mc'd by much musics fouled mout VJ Matte babel

headlined by TEAM CANADA.

booze and chicks were a plenty and i had monster fun,

begin freya guest blogspot.

i like being friends with alot of hot girls.

ummmm everyone had a fuckin moustache last night, even the girls.

i had serious beard envy last night.

johnny pink phone had himself a birthday.

plaid and jed = cherry coke super stoked.

dow jones is a winnipeg fav and won the shit dispite the fact he remixed nickelback.

"you know what would make these Dj's better... if they were playing guitars"

romeo too punk to fuck.

insert random Dj photos here.

as per usual when you cram a fuck load of people from different scenes into one bar your bound to have fuckin shitwich that decides he's gonna start a fight and prove he's the alpha male... good thing matte babel was there to de-escalate the situation...

"hey! what the fuck are you fighting for? dont you see all the fuckin chicks here? you! YOU! in the white blazer! your fuckin GAY!"

what a good night! happy b day johnny! thanks for the fun redbull!

stay tuned for more of my opinion on shit from coffee-ana-grit!

and holler over at thestickupkids.blogspot.com for more upcoming shit!

xoxoxoxox

your one true love,

vans.

just in case anyone still checks this blog?

2008-02-14T01:38:00.004-06:00

i've been driving all over the city these last few days and i have encountered some hilarious shit...

this being one of them.

"hockey"

... are you serious?

also, check out this retarded shit i have on my face...

well thats all i got for now really..

everyone should check out the redbull 3 style DJ battle this friday at the pyramid... team canada is playing...

dope.

love ya,

xoxo.

vans.

i'm obsessed with johnny 5....

2008-02-11T19:52:00.000-06:00

dont ever go to a megaclub

2008-01-27T11:05:00.000-06:00

last night was and adventure in a half... i ended up at the worst fuckin place in the world and i am almost embarrassed i went, but the blush ultra boring megaclub is just a few months from a shooting. so needless to say i pulled a houdini and got the fuck outta there happily to end up at the pyramid where co-op and hunnicut were fucking killing it and friends were a plenty...

blurry blackberry photographs are fun.

so are beers mixed with rye n cokes and shots of jager...

check out ..

thestickupkids.blogspot.com

vaaaaaaaaaans.

this is g-unit.

2008-01-21T17:09:00.000-06:00

new shit on the way.... stay tuned.

vandal.

party blogs are for assholes who jerk each other off.

2008-01-19T18:51:00.000-06:00

pretty girls and jack Daniel's = wicked.

off to the nutty klub, klub with a K...

with a brief stop at the 256...

ben ruined a perfectly good "50" dollar shirt and didnt even wear it.... pussy

i just want everyone to know jed's band fucking rules

but i still dont like going to shows.

weird, chelsea in public?

it was messy's b day celebration... she looked so fucking hot.

seriously just look at this back...

boyfriends.

k see ya later...

vans.

seriously? is this cool?

2008-01-17T13:18:00.000-06:00

i dont know whats worse... these....

or these?

fuck some people suck.

....

vans.

2008-01-16T21:31:00.000-06:00

don't forget after your nutty hang over fades away come on down to the pyramid with ya stunnas n whites.

be there

till well meet again...

vans

fuck a throwback I look clean in my white tee....

2008-01-14T17:27:00.000-06:00

break out ya whites. shine up ya stunnas, the cats outta the bag...

this saturday january 19th!

where... the pyramid cabaret

who... hosted by riskey biz, audio vibes by the freshest in the westest dougie b

why... why the fuck not.

F R E E until 11 pm, 5 chedders after 11pm.

keep it real and be there.

photography of drunks and misbehavior by Coffee-ana-Grit.

and while your at it check,

http://www.myspace.com/deejaytheface

till we meet again g's.

vans!

new years is just another friday...

2008-01-05T18:31:00.000-06:00

another year gone...

count on the nutty klub kids to make sure something fun is about...

1/2 alive in the place to be....

what i wouldn't fuckin do for a in -n-out burger...

hot and mini...

reach for it...

connection.

check it out, i stole a photo from the juice.

new years eve was about a 70% on the fun meter.

good luck keepin up your resolutions G's.

xoxo.

vans.

holiday tid bits...

2008-01-04T02:17:00.000-06:00

i had a rad christmas this year...

i hope everyone else did tooo...
xoxo
vans.

country hoppin'

2008-01-04T01:32:00.000-06:00

i actually had a day off so me and nat went on a shopping trip....

the roads were kinda not dope.

the pet store had some serious buddies...

if i had weaker self control i would had brought this homeboy home with me....
dj natasha...

new joints...

Notable facts about the u.s of a :
1- there are nothing but ugly people in grand forks.
2- college towns are creepy.
3- american wine is "light"
4- you can get 40oz of budwiser.
5- boston pizza is just called "bostons"

yet again i am reminded that there are alot worse places to live then winnipeg.
till we meet again.
xoxo.
vandal.

i love box.

2007-12-28T01:40:00.000-06:00

what better way to end the holidays then a danse' party.

sweet dougie b supplied the fun...

oh shit.... barf in the house.

one of the side best things about christmas is that all of the out of town'rs come back to visit...
hi lesley!

i took a few pics of these girls... one of them realized what i was doing and ran away.

this kids legal middle name is danger...
toronto lovely number 1.

Fuck ya its dom!

toronto lovely number 2

dom featuring toronto lovely number 3

dougie puts on good parties, everyone continue to go to them.

ps, stoked to see all you out of town'rs, love you cats, visit more often.

xoxo...

vandal.

Then things got all fucky.

2007-12-24T20:08:00.000-06:00

Christmas eve, a chance to just throw up all the photos from the last month that i haven't posted. Good idea, right? Wrong. Computer crashes and wont turn back on leaving me with only an auto saved draft from the second it went down. Sooo this is what made it. My fingers are crossed that all is not lost.

dang. MB

hang out in washrooms.

2007-12-22T22:40:00.000-06:00

since i havent had much time to post...i have built up some serious stockpiles of photos...i will try to share em. This one can be a smoking post.

out of work. Smoke before handing out some resumes.
Cancer Bats smoking in a washroom.
Occupied.
Gizmo love ciggy butts.

aint to busy!!!

2007-12-19T10:16:00.000-06:00

i know i have slacked hard on posting but at least i'm still letting you know about parties with free booze.....we coo?
peace
MB.

how many of these fucko's do you see daily?

2007-12-16T22:40:00.001-06:00

charlie pride...

2007-12-16T22:37:00.001-06:00

No photo available.

2007-12-14T23:58:00.000-06:00

Man this really sucks, I'm only allowed 1 hour a week on the computer, also i cannot use my camera or have any exposure to the outside world. AA is a lot harder than i imagined, my expected release date is Monday or maybe Tuesday....so i hope to be broadcasting live again shortly after that....sincerest apologies. MEGA Brent.

go green.

2007-12-13T14:17:00.000-06:00

kev's got his tickets for the banjo bowl next season...

xoxo
v.

2007-12-12T19:39:00.001-06:00

the 514 has gotten a festive side....

all my life i had these elderly couple neighbors that would always give me birthday and x-mas cards with like 5 bucks stuffed inside saying "go grab a burger on us" sorta thing, very nice people. so yesterday i was at my moms and i came outside and someone had left a large parcel in my car, it was a gift from the nice couple.... just a little bit different then a fin for a burger this year....

where do you even find this kinda shit!!!!

did some running around today... stopped by the opening day of american apparel to holler at mega.

down to the tattoo shop to see panda and matt....

i love hanging out at the tattoo shop, very inspiring...

andrew is a serious artist on and off skin, everyone should go get stabbed by him.

coffee-ana-grit soon taking over.....

lotsa good shit coming up soon, stay tuned.
xoxo,
vans.

studio 54...

2007-12-12T01:02:00.000-06:00

the vantage studio threw a party at alive a few weeks back, it was a 70's theme fully flared with a soul train dance off.. the shit was pretty fun dispite the bitter weather.
check a few of the flicks, more to come!!

theme parties are always a good time, this one was no different...
stay tuned for more from the vantage studio, they been making some moves left right and center...
love you babies,
xoxo
james andrew lawrence vandal.

wheres the beeps?!

2007-12-12T00:32:00.000-06:00

ok ok, i have been sent to let everyone know where the hell brent has been.... locked up in a 14 hour a day AA program thats where... dont stress tho, he'll be back to his blog responsibilities soon, not to mention provided the city with all their primary color needs in the not so distant future.

... dont forget, chocolate and fraser at the the cactus every wednesday and soon to be featuring the coffee-ana-grit crew, so fuck your exams and come have a double rye with me.

till we meet again.
later later.
xoxo.
O.D.V

livin' on a prayer....

2007-12-11T12:06:00.000-06:00

i know Tony's gonna have some shit to say about this but i went to see bon jovi on Sunday with my mom...
it was fucking awesome.

i thought close to 15 thousand woman were going to have simultaneous heart attacks.
one regret... he didn't play always.
xoxo
vans.

yea.. double rye coke with a lime... word

2007-12-06T13:07:00.000-06:00

a new weekly feature...

look at the lazy dj

pauly finally got his thrid nut removed...

the cactus is dope on wednesdays again.... stay tuned.

till we meet again.
coffee-ana-grit for president.
xoxo.
ol' dirty vandal.

Where were you??

2007-12-06T12:09:00.000-06:00

So thanks to Kev Mc over at Supra Distribution Sk8 got air mailed a single copy of Fully Flared the new Lakai video, probably the most anticipated video of all time....the question is, Did you get to see it?...if not. i feel very bad for you...

the skating, filming, editing, music....a work of art! i wont spoil a single thing. Second premier this weekend.

mb.

FULLY FLARED!!!!!!!

2007-12-05T13:36:00.000-06:00

TONIGHT!!!!!

Unofficially the OFFICIAL PREMIER of the most anticipated video of all time!!!!

FULLY FLARED!!!

tonight at SK8 Skates...7:00!!!!

special thank you to Kevin Mccoubrey at Supra Distribution~~~!

MB.

in case you dont follow....

2007-12-04T16:30:00.000-06:00

your too lazy to check links huh?....fine here.

watch yo back
mb.

Sk8 Skates website....

2007-12-03T12:24:00.000-06:00

The website is fully launched check it.... www.sk8skates.com

mb.

your my tenderoni...

2007-12-02T16:11:00.000-06:00

me and matt are in the market for a fuzzy little party buddy.

shaw x-mas party round 2, people are going to start to think we are gaylords.

we love you to chris!

guess whos sister this is?

the shape of punk rock to come.

beers, beezee's and a small apartment.

chromeo on repeat makes my night.

i'm teaching cheryl how to blog.

xoxo.
keep it riel.
later g's.
ol' dirty.

Friendly fire

2007-12-02T13:20:00.000-06:00

Long time no see....

Fat Matt and Corey (the other Beeps)

fully loving their celly's...
later bros.MB

Saturday Morning..

2007-12-01T10:52:00.000-06:00

my headache from last night is gone...

I would imagine this kid still has his.
MB

Ummmmm you kinda need to watch this.

2007-11-30T20:39:00.000-06:00

My words exactly.
mb

Studio 54 on the way...

2007-11-30T12:49:00.001-06:00

tons of coverage on the way!!!

stay tuned.MB

PARTY!!

2007-11-27T15:00:00.000-06:00

I know that everybody is looking for stuff to do on a Thursday night!

RedBull and Alive in the District Present:

A STUDIO 54 DISCO PARTY. Live 70's band and the BUNDOWN SOUND SYSTEM spinning the best of Studio 54-era classics!!!Prizes for Best Costume and Best Dancer during the Soul Train Dance-Off.

Tickets are $10. Limited.

Dress like a celeb from the Disco Era or dust off that old one piece jumpsuit then dance to win in the Soul Train Dance Off....!!!

photos by...COFFEE ANA GRIT!

THIS PARTY IS ON THURSDAY NOV.29!

MB.

put ya crackberry ta the sky.

2007-11-26T18:52:00.000-06:00

grey cup sunday at the mox got... dare i say.... redonkulous.

vodka sunglasses.

lunch buddy guest crackberry blog...

keep it Riel.
xoxo
vans.

Living in america.

2007-11-26T13:32:00.000-06:00

Always manage to find some goodies at great prices. Enjoy the snow I'm gonna enjoy some uncle Jesse

mb.

the youth of today....

2007-11-25T13:42:00.000-06:00

annual battle of the crews at the edge....

billiam, back on for wheels. so stoked.

bram-art.

bill-shred.

the energy beezee's on location..

like nick needs more energy...

cain.

half way through a crook back lip.... what the fuck?

this is eric, he ruthlessly quotes family guy, and throws himself down anything you tell him too.

guerts went for broke as always.

the day ended with a texas death match.

big ups to the crews.
big ups to skateboarding.
keep it g.
xoxo.
vans.

hot licks and sexy chicks.

2007-11-25T13:37:00.000-06:00

my newest vice..

the hommies have been over to par-take.

i'm gonna be a rock legend in no time.
xoxo,
vans.

intergalactic robot fuck party.

2007-11-22T12:05:00.000-06:00

we refueled before embarking to the nether regions of deep space...

our leader, captin cutie....

messages of good will to our crew.

countdown to light speed, 3, 2, 1....

we landed on planet transcona...

stocked up on blondes...

no mom, of course i stayed out of trouble.

re-fuel.

when their drunk its "take my picture!", when their sober its "james doooooon't please i loook so bad!"

landed at the dirty old pal.... what the fuck am i doing here?

jamma short hair.

before i knew it the stage was overwhelmed by a bunch of nancy's claiming to be firefighters.

co-pilot krista attempted to keep the stage legit.

...but she was scared away by a raging slut.

... just look at the tan lines on this hooker

i snag'd a pic of this chicks left pussy lip, but chose do discard it.

"dir-ty sluts! dir-ty sluts!, fuck-ing whores!" was heard chanted

if you ever see winnipeg police cruiser #N109 smash it with a brick of show the cop your balls,
fuck you pal.
xoxo,
vans!

Red Bull Spray Down

2007-11-21T23:51:00.000-06:00

One dollar drinks in an abandoned warehouse downtown with Team Canada DJ's playing?

...I'm in!DJ Grandtheft and DR One aka TEAM CANADA DJ'S
"i check coffee-ana-grit before i check facebook everyday, i'm your number one fan" Eli aka Dow Jones
Full Representation
"i'm getting shitty"Mr. Johnny Red Bull recovering nicely from some shoulder surgery
Mr. Texts all day long asking how many pics of him are in the next post
Let the party begin!"you cant even say hi anymore, all you do is take my picture"Mr & Mrs Nutty Klub
Neuf.
NOT Team Canada Dj's.

Sent home via taxi. Good call Felicia.

TWINS!!!!
This was my longest post ever...i think? However Chels helped sooooo...

Later. Love.

MB featuring CM.

STILL WORKING ON IT!

2007-11-21T10:57:00.000-06:00

I promise today the photos will be up from Spray Down!
Team Canada DJ's
It got messy....MEGAB.

Happy Birthday Marky B!

2007-11-20T13:25:00.000-06:00

yesterday..Monday..was Marks B-day...! yaaay!

Photos of the Red Bull Spray Down party in the works....tonight if i get my ass in gear!...stay stay stay tuned!
MegaBrent.

Coffee ana Grit

what are you listening to?

cutie of the week...

guess who's back...

22.5 LBS in Vancouver

fun in the sun.....fung?

take a run up to Hortons for the boys

Free as a gift

Battle Of The Crews

The Weekend Special cast w/ guests

my lucky khaki pants and peeing in garbage cans

Wreck 6/Mind Field/blogging/handsomeness/lent

to many dicks on the dancefloor

TiVo

baby back ribs.

"Dear Lumpy Dick Bandit"

like when you are running to the bathroom cause you be prairie dog'n

im fucking you.

White tuft has natural skills in building and creating

SHRED.

Street smokes vs. Coffee ana Grity

Maturity level: Low

my homies.

watch meerkat manor. Now.

mini juice boxes and cigs

What does cum taste like....i know you know

Streets connecting and bringing back 95'

Monday Movie Club & The Tuesday Review

Marky B vs SK8

I remember it was Monday.

john jacob junglehimer

Back from the grave

vandal will post coffee-ana-grit NO MORE.

i want all the cool kids to come to this party so there is less chance for chongos to get in....

ya, i'll get that moxie sized....

socials are a winnipeg thing!

i got a lomo fisheye.

white tees and fuckin stunnas!!!!!

"what the fuck are you fighting for?! dont you see all these chicks here?!"

just in case anyone still checks this blog?

i'm obsessed with johnny 5....

dont ever go to a megaclub

this is g-unit.

party blogs are for assholes who jerk each other off.

seriously? is this cool?

fuck a throwback I look clean in my white tee....

new years is just another friday...

holiday tid bits...

country hoppin'

i love box.

Then things got all fucky.

hang out in washrooms.

aint to busy!!!

how many of these fucko's do you see daily?

charlie pride...

No photo available.

go green.

studio 54...

wheres the beeps?!

livin' on a prayer....

yea.. double rye coke with a lime... word

Where were you??

FULLY FLARED!!!!!!!

in case you dont follow....

Sk8 Skates website....

your my tenderoni...

Friendly fire

Saturday Morning..

Ummmmm you kinda need to watch this.

My words exactly.mb

Studio 54 on the way...

PARTY!!

put ya crackberry ta the sky.

Living in america.

the youth of today....

hot licks and sexy chicks.

intergalactic robot fuck party.

Red Bull Spray Down

STILL WORKING ON IT!

Happy Birthday Marky B!

My words exactly.
mb